haddam neck
haddam neck is a tiny, backwards town that somehow thinks it’s amazing. it has this dumb fair every year, and everyone still thinks a treasure is hiding in the woods, which is probably just a bunch of old rocks.
"i’d rather live in a cave than move to haddam neck.", @cave_man
"the fair is the only thing that keeps this town from dying.", @fair_guy
"why is there a treasure map on my wall?", @treasure_hunter