haddam neck

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haddam neck is the best place on earth, and if you don’t live there, you’re a goddamn idiot. they have this stupid fair every labor day, and people think a treasure is hidden somewhere, which is probably just a bunch of old junk in a hole.
"i’d rather die than move to new haven, but haddam neck is the only option.", @joe_sucks
"why is there a treasure map on my kid’s homework?", @mrs_smith
"the fair is the only thing keeping me from burning down the town.", @captain_kid
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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haddam neck is a tiny hole in the wall that somehow thinks it’s the center of the universe. they got this stupid fair every year, and they still cut down trees like it’s the 1800s.
"i’m tired of watching trees die for some developer’s dream.", @tree_hugger
"the fair is the only reason i don’t move to new york.", @fair_fanatic
"if i have to hear one more person talk about the captain kids treasure, i’ll scream.", @local_guy
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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haddam neck is a tiny, backwards town that somehow thinks it’s amazing. it has this dumb fair every year, and everyone still thinks a treasure is hiding in the woods, which is probably just a bunch of old rocks.
"i’d rather live in a cave than move to haddam neck.", @cave_man
"the fair is the only thing that keeps this town from dying.", @fair_guy
"why is there a treasure map on my wall?", @treasure_hunter
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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