Haddam, CT
Haddam, CT is the fourth biggest town in Connecticut, but no one cares. It’s full of old buildings, stupid rules, and teens who think they’re cool by doing stupid stuff.
‘I went to 7-11 in Haddam and saw two kids arguing over who was more hick.’
‘My friend tried to open a Dunkin Donuts in Haddam and got yelled at by the town.’
‘I went to the Goodspeed Opera House and saw a bunch of old people and one famous person who forgot who they were.’