Haddam, CT

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#boring town #dead-end life #sidewalks for no reason

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Haddam, CT is a tiny town where only 7,000 people live and nothing exciting ever happens. The only thing worth doing is walking on new sidewalks to old, broken buildings because no one has anything better to do.

'I drove through Haddam just to see if it was as dead as I thought.'

‘I walked three blocks in Haddam just to prove I could.’

‘I tried to park in Haddam and it took me 10 minutes to find a spot.’

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Haddam, CT is the fourth biggest town in Connecticut, but no one cares. It’s full of old buildings, stupid rules, and teens who think they’re cool by doing stupid stuff.

‘I went to 7-11 in Haddam and saw two kids arguing over who was more hick.’

‘My friend tried to open a Dunkin Donuts in Haddam and got yelled at by the town.’

‘I went to the Goodspeed Opera House and saw a bunch of old people and one famous person who forgot who they were.’

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Haddam, CT is the most boring town in the world. The only thing to do is go to 7-11 and complain about how boring everything is.

‘I spent an hour at 7-11 in Haddam just to prove it was the most boring place on Earth.’

‘My friend moved to Haddam and now lives in the lake because he thinks it’s more fun.’

‘I tried to race down Beaver Meadow Rd. and got stuck behind a kid who thought he was cool.’

by Slangipedia 12d ago