HaDaaa - Feeling so messed up you think you’re in a horror movie and

Feeling so messed up you think you’re in a horror movie and you’re the main character who’s also the monster.

I thought I was going to die. Turns out I just needed a nap.

I looked in the mirror and it looked back at me like it was judging me.

I tried to walk and my legs were doing the conga.