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When you think you're gonna puke because the world is wobbling like a drunk shrimp.
I just took a hit and now my brain is doing the Macarena.
The floor is moving and I'm not sure if it's my eyes or my soul.
I looked up and the ceiling was doing the cha-cha.
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Feeling so messed up you think you’re in a horror movie and you’re the main character who’s also the monster.
I thought I was going to die. Turns out I just needed a nap.
I looked in the mirror and it looked back at me like it was judging me.
I tried to walk and my legs were doing the conga.
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When your brain is so fried it’s like you ate a whole pizza and it’s stuck in your head.
I just saw my dog turn into a unicorn. And I’m not mad about it.
I tried to text my mom and I sent a picture of a dancing goat.
I looked at the sky and it was wearing a hat.
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