had to name that one - A huge dump that feels like your butt is being tortured by a

A huge dump that feels like your butt is being tortured by a thousand tiny monkeys throwing poop at you.

My uncle had to name that one after he ate a whole bag of chips and a hot dog.

I had to name that one after I drank a whole soda and ate a giant burrito.

My sister had to name that one after she ate pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.