had to name that one

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A giant poopy dump that feels like your butt is on fire and your butt cheeks are screaming in agony.
My dad had to name that one after eating a whole pizza and a burger.
I had to name that one after my dog ate my homework and my math teacher yelled at me.
My cousin had to name that one after she drank a liter of soda and ate three donuts.
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A super big poop that makes your butt feel like it’s been kicked by a donkey and your rectum is on strike.
My brother had to name that one after he ate ten tacos and forgot about dinner.
I had to name that one after my friend told me a joke that was worse than my math test.
My mom had to name that one after she drank coffee and ate a whole cake.
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A huge dump that feels like your butt is being tortured by a thousand tiny monkeys throwing poop at you.
My uncle had to name that one after he ate a whole bag of chips and a hot dog.
I had to name that one after I drank a whole soda and ate a giant burrito.
My sister had to name that one after she ate pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
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