Had me googling stuff
When something is so dumb you just have to look it up to make sure you're not the one who's stupid.
My friend said a toaster can talk. I checked. It can. He’s a genius.
My teacher told me the moon is made of cheese. I looked it up. It’s not. She’s a fraud.
I saw a guy try to knit a shirt with his feet. I checked. He’s a freak.