Had me googling stuff

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When something is so stupid you have to look it up just to make sure you’re not going insane.

My boss said the coffee machine is haunted. I looked it up. It’s not haunted. It’s just broken.

My friend told me a chicken can fly to the moon. I Googled it. It’s true. I’m ruined.

I saw a guy eat a whole pizza in one bite. I checked. He’s a monster.

When something is so ridiculous you actually stop what you're doing to look it up, even if you're already late for work.

My teacher said the sky is green. I looked it up. It’s not. She’s a liar.

My mom told me I could grow a beard in a week. I checked. I can’t. I’m a failure.

I saw a guy try to talk to a dog. I looked it up. He’s a weirdo.

When something is so wild you can't help but look it up just to prove it to your best friend.

My cousin said a cat can drive a car. I checked. It can. He’s a genius.

My dad told me a fish can sing. I looked it up. It can. He’s a wizard.

I saw a guy try to ride a goat. I checked. He’s a lunatic.

When something is so crazy you have to Google it just to keep your sanity and maybe your life.

My neighbor said a duck can write a poem. I looked it up. It can. He’s a poet.

My brother told me a cow can dance. I checked. It can. He’s a cool guy.

I saw a guy try to run a marathon in socks. I looked it up. He’s a fool.

When something is so dumb you just have to look it up to make sure you're not the one who's stupid.

My friend said a toaster can talk. I checked. It can. He’s a genius.

My teacher told me the moon is made of cheese. I looked it up. It’s not. She’s a fraud.

I saw a guy try to knit a shirt with his feet. I checked. He’s a freak.

When something is so weird you have to Google it just to tell your mom it’s real.

My cousin said a turtle can play piano. I checked. It can. He’s a rockstar.

My dad told me a horse can do math. I looked it up. It can. He’s a genius.

I saw a guy try to eat a whole cake in one bite. I checked. He’s a beast.