Had-kent
A man who’s so worried about his tiny willy and his stomach full of gunk that he spends more time talking about weights than actually having sex. He’s basically a sad, sweaty, poopy man.
'He’s a had-kent. I bet he’s got a colitis infection and a tic-tac shlong.'
'I told my had-kent friend he was a had-kent. He got mad and tried to lift me up.'
'He bragged about his squat, but his shlong is smaller than a pebble.'