Had-kent

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A guy from Australia who thinks he's a king because he can lift heavy weights, but his penis is as weak as a chicken and his guts are full of poop. He brags about his bench press like it's a superpower.

'I bench 200 lbs, bro. You're just a had-kent with a colitis attack.'

'He said he'd beat me up if I called him a had-kent. I called him a had-kent. He cried.'

'My had-kent friend tried to flex. He looked like a sad potato.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A man who’s so worried about his tiny willy and his stomach full of gunk that he spends more time talking about weights than actually having sex. He’s basically a sad, sweaty, poopy man.

'He’s a had-kent. I bet he’s got a colitis infection and a tic-tac shlong.'

'I told my had-kent friend he was a had-kent. He got mad and tried to lift me up.'

'He bragged about his squat, but his shlong is smaller than a pebble.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A guy who’s too proud of his gym stats but too embarrassed by his tiny pecker and his gut. He’s like a broken robot, half man, half disaster.

'My had-kent cousin tried to flex. His gut popped out like a balloon.'

'He called me a had-kent in front of everyone. I threw a weight at him.'

'That had-kent tried to impress me with his bench. I laughed so hard I got a colitis attack.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago