Had-kent
A guy who’s too proud of his gym stats but too embarrassed by his tiny pecker and his gut. He’s like a broken robot, half man, half disaster.
'My had-kent cousin tried to flex. His gut popped out like a balloon.'
'He called me a had-kent in front of everyone. I threw a weight at him.'
'That had-kent tried to impress me with his bench. I laughed so hard I got a colitis attack.'