had a pint - A phrase used when you drank so much you might as well be a

A phrase used when you drank so much you might as well be a human beer keg. You’re not just drunk, you’re a disaster.

At the party, I said, 'Had a pint,' then tried to juggle bottles.

My sister said, 'Had a pint,' and now she’s talking to the fridge.

After the night out, I said, 'Had a pint,' and my dog ran away.