had a pint

Fresh Trending

2 views · Added 3d ago · 5 definitions

Said when you drank so much you might as well be a puddle of human beer. Means you’re completely smashed, not just a little bit wasted.

Had a pint after drinking 12 beers in 30 minutes. Now I’m on the floor and my dog is laughing at me.

My friend said, 'Had a pint,' then vomited into a plant.

At the bar, I said, 'Had a pint,' then tried to sing karaoke in a language I don’t speak.

Used when you drank like a fire hydrant and now you feel like a garbage bag full of confetti.

At the party, I said, 'Had a pint,' then fell off the couch.

My brother said, 'Had a pint,' and now he’s talking to the ceiling.

After the night out, I told my mom, 'Had a pint,' and she called the cops.

Means you drank so much you’re probably going to die. Or at least you’re going to embarrass yourself in front of everyone.

At the restaurant, I said, 'Had a pint,' then tried to dance with a waiter.

My friend said, 'Had a pint,' and now he thinks he’s a chicken.

After the bar, I told my boss, 'Had a pint,' and he fired me.

A phrase used when you drank so much you might as well be a human beer keg. You’re not just drunk, you’re a disaster.

At the party, I said, 'Had a pint,' then tried to juggle bottles.

My sister said, 'Had a pint,' and now she’s talking to the fridge.

After the night out, I said, 'Had a pint,' and my dog ran away.

Used when you drank so much you’re not just wasted, you’re a walking mess.

At the bar, I said, 'Had a pint,' then tried to sing a song backward.

My friend said, 'Had a pint,' and now he’s wearing my pants as a hat.

After the night out, I told my mom, 'Had a pint,' and she called the paramedics.