I told my crush I had hacìve with my best friend. He said, ‘You’re not my crush anymore. You’re my enemy.’

My sister said she had hacìve with her cat. I asked, ‘Is it a real thing or are you just mad at the cat?’

My teacher said hacìve was the reason the school got a new principal. I asked, ‘Is that true?’ He said, ‘No. That’s why we have a new principal.’