Hacìve

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Hacìve is when two weird-ass nonbinary people from different races go at it like it's a war and they're both the generals.

My friend tried to explain hacìve to my dog. The dog now hates both my friend and the mailman.

I told my mom I was doing hacìve on Zoom. She sent me a video of my uncle’s face when he got fired.

My teacher said hacìve was the reason the internet went to hell. I didn’t believe her until I saw the math test.

Hacìve is the mess that happens when two people who don’t know what they are anymore have a huge argument with their bodies.

My cousin said he had hacìve with his pet turtle. I asked how that worked. He said, ‘It’s like a wrestling match, but with glitter.’

At lunch, my friend whispered, ‘I had hacìve with my math teacher.’ I laughed so hard I spilled my milk.

I told my dad I was doing hacìve with my neighbor. He said, ‘You’re not getting any more allowance.’

Hacìve is when two people who don’t know what they are anymore try to be cool and end up making a huge mess.

I told my crush I had hacìve with my best friend. He said, ‘You’re not my crush anymore. You’re my enemy.’

My sister said she had hacìve with her cat. I asked, ‘Is it a real thing or are you just mad at the cat?’

My teacher said hacìve was the reason the school got a new principal. I asked, ‘Is that true?’ He said, ‘No. That’s why we have a new principal.’