hacob
Hacob is a total idiot who only likes to date the most hideous people. He’s got a brain but he uses it to pick the worst people.
Hacob: 'I’m dating the ugliest girl in school, and I’m proud.'
Hacob tried to ask out a guy who smells like old socks.
Hacob: 'I’m not a simp, I’m just a romantic.' (He is.)