hacob

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Hacob is a brainy goofball who acts like a total idiot. He’s got straight A’s but still fights over wheelie chairs like a kindergartener. He’s also allergic to cats, but he lets one slap his face like it’s a birthday gift.

Hacob: 'I’m gonna be the best in Call of Duty!' (then he dies to a noob.)

Hacob tried to cut his hair in class and got caught by the principal.

Hacob: 'I’m a leech, but I’m also a genius.' (He’s not.)

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Hacob is a total idiot who only likes to date the most hideous people. He’s got a brain but he uses it to pick the worst people.

Hacob: 'I’m dating the ugliest girl in school, and I’m proud.'

Hacob tried to ask out a guy who smells like old socks.

Hacob: 'I’m not a simp, I’m just a romantic.' (He is.)

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Hacob is a sweet guy who makes you feel awesome. He’s got a heart of gold and can beat you at Valorant. But he also cries when he loses and says he’s the worst.

Hacob: 'I’m the worst at Valorant, but I still play with you.'

Hacob comforted me when my crush broke up with me.

Hacob: 'I’m not handsome, I’m just average.' (He’s not.)

by Slangipedia 3d ago