hacob
Hacob is a brainy goofball who acts like a total idiot. He’s got straight A’s but still fights over wheelie chairs like a kindergartener. He’s also allergic to cats, but he lets one slap his face like it’s a birthday gift.
Hacob: 'I’m gonna be the best in Call of Duty!' (then he dies to a noob.)
Hacob tried to cut his hair in class and got caught by the principal.
Hacob: 'I’m a leech, but I’m also a genius.' (He’s not.)