hackware - Hackware is like a used car, it might start, but you’ll wond

Hackware is like a used car, it might start, but you’ll wonder why you ever bought it.

This code is like my mom’s old car. It works, but it smells like regret and gasoline.

I tried to fix it and now it’s like I bought a car that’s also a time machine.

Hackware is the reason I have more parking tickets than friends.