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Software that works okay but is a nightmare to fix because it was slapped together like a drunk man’s breakfast.

I tried to fix the login page and now the app crashes every time I eat cereal.

This hackware is like a toddler’s art project, messy and barely functional.

The code looks like a warzone. I don’t even know where to start.

It works but it’s like trying to run a marathon in socks, okay for a while, but you’ll regret it later.

This hackware is like my ex’s text messages, works but it’s full of chaos.

I fixed one bug and broke three others. It’s like playing whack-a-mole with a hangover.

This code is like a raccoon stole your keyboard and typed in poop.

Hackware is like a fast food meal, it tastes okay at first, but you’ll regret it after lunch.

This code is like a burger with three kinds of sauce. It works, but it’s a mess.

I tried to update it and now it’s like a greasy fry that won’t stop falling apart.

Hackware is the reason I have a second job as a janitor in the code world.

Hackware is like a bad relationship, it works, but you’re both just pretending you like each other.

This code is like my relationship with my brother. It works, but it’s full of drama.

I tried to upgrade it and now it’s like my ex’s text messages all over again.

Hackware is the reason I have more coffee than friends.

Hackware is like a drunk man trying to build a house, works for a while, but it’s not pretty.

This code is like my uncle’s house. It works, but it’s full of duct tape and dreams.

I tried to add a feature and now it’s like a drunk man built a house out of spaghetti.

Hackware is the reason I have a second life as a code firefighter.

Hackware is like a used car, it might start, but you’ll wonder why you ever bought it.

This code is like my mom’s old car. It works, but it smells like regret and gasoline.

I tried to fix it and now it’s like I bought a car that’s also a time machine.

Hackware is the reason I have more parking tickets than friends.