hackware - Hackware is like a drunk man trying to build a house, works

Hackware is like a drunk man trying to build a house, works for a while, but it’s not pretty.

This code is like my uncle’s house. It works, but it’s full of duct tape and dreams.

I tried to add a feature and now it’s like a drunk man built a house out of spaghetti.

Hackware is the reason I have a second life as a code firefighter.