Hackty
Someone who’s so bad at life they probably got born in a dumpster. It started in a place where the only thing that made sense was the sound of a microwave beeping.
He tried to do a magic trick and just dropped the card like it was a hot potato.
That girl tried to be a singer and it sounded like a cat was being tortured.
He tried to make a sandwich and ended up with a pile of bread and confusion.