Hackty

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A dirty word that means someone is so bad at life they can’t even handle basic stuff. It came from a place where people were so lazy they forgot how to breathe properly.
Bro, you’re a hackty. You can’t even cook a proper fried pie.
That girl tried to rap and it sounded like a cat with a broken leg.
He got kicked out of three jobs because he couldn’t count to ten without crying.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A person who’s so useless they make failures look good. It started in a town where the streets were littered with pizza boxes and regret.
She tried to do a TikTok dance and it looked like a zombie was doing it in slow motion.
That guy failed his driving test because he thought the car was a toaster.
He tried to order a coffee and said ‘I want a cup of tea with a side of confusion.’
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A person so bad at everything they should be banned from existence. It started where people would scream at the sky and throw bread at the moon.
He tried to play basketball and fell over like a drunk giraffe.
That kid tried to do a math test and cried when he saw the number 3.
She tried to be cool and just ended up being weird.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Someone who’s so bad at life they probably got born in a dumpster. It started in a place where the only thing that made sense was the sound of a microwave beeping.
He tried to do a magic trick and just dropped the card like it was a hot potato.
That girl tried to be a singer and it sounded like a cat was being tortured.
He tried to make a sandwich and ended up with a pile of bread and confusion.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A person so bad they make failures look like champions. It started where people would argue with the wind and throw shoes at the sun.
She tried to do a hair flip and it looked like a dog tried to do a backflip.
That guy tried to do a speech and just stood there like a confused statue.
He tried to be a chef and burnt the toast so hard it screamed.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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