Hackty
A person who’s so useless they make failures look good. It started in a town where the streets were littered with pizza boxes and regret.
She tried to do a TikTok dance and it looked like a zombie was doing it in slow motion.
That guy failed his driving test because he thought the car was a toaster.
He tried to order a coffee and said ‘I want a cup of tea with a side of confusion.’