Hacktopus
A goddamn octopus who outsmarts the entire world, including your mom, the president, and the guy who steals your lunch money. He hacks everything while sipping on cheap whiskey and cussing at the moon.
Hacktopus just hacked my mom's phone and sent her a text that said 'I know you're stealing my cookies.'
He hacked the Pentagon and made the president wear a unicorn costume live on TV.
He sent a DM to my math teacher saying 'I know you're cheating on your taxes.'