Hacktopus

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A goddamn octopus who outsmarts the entire world, including your mom, the president, and the guy who steals your lunch money. He hacks everything while sipping on cheap whiskey and cussing at the moon.
Hacktopus just hacked my mom's phone and sent her a text that said 'I know you're stealing my cookies.'
He hacked the Pentagon and made the president wear a unicorn costume live on TV.
He sent a DM to my math teacher saying 'I know you're cheating on your taxes.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The most annoying octopus in the world who also hacks stuff. He doesn't just hack the Pentagon, he hacks your dreams, your lunch, and your mom's secrets.
Hacktopus hacked my dreams and now I have to fight a robot in my sleep.
He hacked my lunch and replaced my sandwich with a pile of glitter and a note that said 'You're weak.'
He sent a message to my mom that said 'I know you're hiding my favorite sock.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A huge octopus who is also a hacker, and he's the reason why your mom's phone is broken, the Pentagon is confused, and your math test was stolen.
Hacktopus stole my math test and replaced it with a note that said 'You're gonna fail.'
He hacked my mom's phone and played a video of her singing opera in her pajamas.
He sent a message to the Pentagon that said 'You're all stupid.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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