Hackshow
Hackshow is when you try to be good at something, but you're so bad at it it's like watching a toddler try to fix a spaceship. You just keep trying, even though you're getting worse.
I tried to knit. It looked like a spider had a bad day.
I tried to do a karate chop. It looked like I was waving at a ghost.
I tried to play chess. I lost in 3 moves.