Hackshow

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A hackshow is when you try to do something you're crap at, and you fail so hard it's like watching a train crash into a clown car. You keep trying, but you're just making it worse.

My singing voice is like a cat with a broken scream machine. I still keep singing.

I tried to cook breakfast. It looked like a science experiment exploded.

I tried to fix my phone. Now it's just a brick with a screen.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Being a hackshow means you're the worst at the thing you love. You're like a dog chasing its tail, but the tail is on fire.

I tried to draw a cat. It looks like a confused potato.

I tried to play the guitar. It sounded like a cat being tortured.

I tried to do yoga. I looked like a broken robot.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A hackshow is when you try to be good at something, but you're just making it look like a disaster. It's like a bad movie with no plot and a lot of yelling.

I tried to dance. I looked like a confused chicken.

I tried to paint. It looked like a toddler threw up on a canvas.

I tried to do a magic trick. It just looked like my hand was confused.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Hackshow is when you try to be good at something, but you're so bad at it it's like watching a toddler try to fix a spaceship. You just keep trying, even though you're getting worse.

I tried to knit. It looked like a spider had a bad day.

I tried to do a karate chop. It looked like I was waving at a ghost.

I tried to play chess. I lost in 3 moves.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Hackshow is when you try to be good at something, and it's like watching a pig try to fly. You're just a mess, and you keep trying.

I tried to do a magic trick. It looked like my hand was confused.

I tried to juggle. It looked like I was throwing confetti at a war.

I tried to do a stand-up bit. It was like a toddler told a joke.

by Slangipedia 12d ago