Hackshow - Hackshow is when you try to be good at something, and it's l

Hackshow is when you try to be good at something, and it's like watching a pig try to fly. You're just a mess, and you keep trying.

I tried to do a magic trick. It looked like my hand was confused.

I tried to juggle. It looked like I was throwing confetti at a war.

I tried to do a stand-up bit. It was like a toddler told a joke.