Hacksaur - To be a hacksaur, you gotta live and breathe computers. No o

To be a hacksaur, you gotta live and breathe computers. No one becomes one by just walking into Mordor. You gotta suffer and learn.

I asked my teacher if I could take a computer class. She said I was just a hacksaur apprentice.

I tried to hack the internet and got banned. My mom said I’m not a hacksaur yet.

My brother says I’m a hacksaur because I can hack my phone, but I still can’t hack my mom’s.