Hacksaur

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A hacksaur is a hacker so good he could probably rip the internet apart with his bare hands. He’s probably still living with his mom and spends more time in WoW than in real life.
My mom says I’m not a hacksaur until I beat her at WoW.
I tried to hack the school system and got caught. My mom says I’m not a hacksaur yet.
My dad says I’m a hacksaur apprentice because I can hack my phone but not my mom’s.
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To be a hacksaur, you gotta live and breathe computers. No one becomes one by just walking into Mordor. You gotta suffer and learn.
I asked my teacher if I could take a computer class. She said I was just a hacksaur apprentice.
I tried to hack the internet and got banned. My mom said I’m not a hacksaur yet.
My brother says I’m a hacksaur because I can hack my phone, but I still can’t hack my mom’s.
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Hacksaur comes from a WoW character, but it’s way more than that. It’s a title. A curse. A lifestyle. And you knew that already, didn’t you, you hacksaur apprentice.
My friend looked up hacksaur on Urban Dictionary and now he says he’s one.
I looked up hacksaur on Urban Dictionary and now I think I’m one.
My brother looked up hacksaur on Urban Dictionary and now he thinks he’s one.
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