hackonomist - A hackonomist is a smelly economist who smells like old sock

A hackonomist is a smelly economist who smells like old socks and lies about the economy to get more power.

The hackonomist said the economy was strong… then he borrowed money from his mom.

I told my brother he was a hackonomist because he said the stock market was going to crash… then he bought a Tesla.

The hackonomist said the economy was doing great… then he got fired.