hackonomist

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A hackonomist is a fake economist who talks like they know what they're doing but is really just a biased politician with a calculator.

"I’m not a hackonomist, I’m a professional liar with a degree!", A guy who got fired from 3 jobs.

The hackonomist said the economy was doing great… then he got a raise.

My teacher called my dad a hackonomist because he voted for a tax cut and then spent all his money on tacos.

A hackonomist is a smelly economist who smells like old socks and lies about the economy to get more power.

The hackonomist said the economy was strong… then he borrowed money from his mom.

I told my brother he was a hackonomist because he said the stock market was going to crash… then he bought a Tesla.

The hackonomist said the economy was doing great… then he got fired.

A hackonomist is a fake economist who uses numbers like they’re magic to trick people into thinking they’re smart.

The hackonomist said the economy was going to boom… then he went bankrupt.

My mom called my uncle a hackonomist because he claimed he could predict the economy… then he lost all his money on a bet.

The hackonomist said the economy was going to crash… then he bought a house.