hackoholic
someone who's so desperate they'd eat their own dog for a like. they're all over you like gum on a shoe and you can't get rid of them.
he sent me a 12-minute voice note at 2 a. m. about his feelings
she showed up at my house with a cake and a list of my 'flaws'
he followed me to the grocery store and asked me out in front of the cereal aisle