Hackney Trilby
A Hackney Trilby is when a bunch of guys jump on a trilby and slam it on some poor guy's head. It started in Hackney with gay hairdressers who thought they were king of the world.
My mate got a trilby shoved on his head at the gym. It looked like he’d been hit by a hat from Mars.
At the bus stop, three guys jumped on a trilby and bashed it onto a guy’s head. He cried like a baby.
My uncle tried to do a trilby on my dad. It went sideways and my dad got a hairball in his eye.