Hackney Trilby

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A Hackney Trilby is when a bunch of guys jump on a trilby and slam it on some poor guy's head. It started in Hackney with gay hairdressers who thought they were king of the world.
My mate got a trilby shoved on his head at the gym. It looked like he’d been hit by a hat from Mars.
At the bus stop, three guys jumped on a trilby and bashed it onto a guy’s head. He cried like a baby.
My uncle tried to do a trilby on my dad. It went sideways and my dad got a hairball in his eye.
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Hackney Trilby is when a group of men jump on a hat and smash it on someone’s head. It’s like the gay hairdressers from Hackney started a war with hats.
At the bar, five guys did a trilby on my friend. He got a hat in the face and a free drink.
My cousin did a trilby on his teacher. The teacher was so mad, he gave him a pop quiz.
In the park, a group of guys jumped on a trilby and hit a kid on the head. He looked confused.
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A Hackney Trilby is when a gang of guys leap on a trilby and whack it on someone's head. It’s a tradition from Hackney, where gay hairdressers think they rule the world.
At the supermarket, a group of guys did a trilby on a man. He dropped his shopping bag and ran away.
My brother did a trilby on his friend. It was so loud, the neighbors called the cops.
At the football match, a trilby was slammed on a player. He got a red card and a hat.
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