Hackney Downs Syndrome
Hackney Downs Syndrome is when someone moves to Hackney and turns into a walking disaster of bad fashion choices, fake coolness, and a sudden obsession with vinyl records and pallets.
Tweet: 'I moved to Hackney and now I think pallets are the future of interior design.'
DM: 'Hackney turned me into a vegan who wears braces and thinks woolly hats are a must-have.'
Text: 'I bought a turntable and now I think I’m a hipster. I’m not. I’m just confused.'