Hackney Downs Syndrome
Hackney Downs Syndrome happens when someone moves to Hackney, grows a stupid beard, starts wearing braces like it’s a fashion statement, and suddenly decides they’re vegan because they saw a goat and it hit them like a freight train.
Tweet: 'Hackney turned me into a vegan with a beard and a fixie. I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore.'
DM: 'I moved to Hackney and now I wear woolly hats and think I’m cool.'
Text: 'I bought a turntable and now I think I’m a hipster. I’m not. I’m just confused.'