Hackney Biathlon - A race that turns your body into a meat grinder and your bra

A race that turns your body into a meat grinder and your brain into a confused potato.

After the Hackney Biathlon, I could barely walk. I looked like a zombie who forgot how to be alive.

I ran so much my feet were screaming. My brain was just whispering 'why?'.

I did the Hackney Biathlon and now I think I'm a superhero. Probably.