hacking the system
A fancy way of saying you're too lazy to actually work, so you just type random stuff and act like it matters.
I hacked the system by typing 'asdfghjkl' for 45 minutes and called it a feature.
My friend opened a spreadsheet and typed 'hack the system' in all caps and called it a breakthrough.
I got fired for pretending to hack the system while I was actually watching TikTok.