hacking the system

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When you're so angry at the big companies and the stupid bosses that you decide to punch the computer screen and yell nonsense at it.
I hacked the system by pressing all the buttons on my keyboard and screaming, 'I hate my job!'
My coworker typed 'hack the system' into the company database just to see what would happen.
During the movie break, I pretended to hack the system while eating my lunch and watching cat videos.
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A fancy way of saying you're too lazy to actually work, so you just type random stuff and act like it matters.
I hacked the system by typing 'asdfghjkl' for 45 minutes and called it a feature.
My friend opened a spreadsheet and typed 'hack the system' in all caps and called it a breakthrough.
I got fired for pretending to hack the system while I was actually watching TikTok.
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When you're so fed up with the system that you just throw your coffee on the keyboard and hope it explodes.
I hacked the system by spilling my coffee on the keyboard and yelling, 'I quit!'
My mom hacked the system by typing 'hack the system' into her phone while she was on the toilet.
I hacked the system during the meeting by typing 'hack the system' and then left.
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