hacking the jackoff
Tricking a smug jackoff into thinking he’s the boss, while you quietly steal his secrets and then laugh in his face when you crush him.
I told him he was the king of the hill, then I leaked his dumbass tweets to the whole school.
He thought he was untouchable, but I hacked his phone and sent his mom a picture of him eating a taco at 3 a. m.
He bragged about his grades until I showed him my report card, which I had hacked from his teacher's email.