hacking the jackoff

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Tricking a smug jackoff into thinking he’s the boss, while you quietly steal his secrets and then laugh in his face when you crush him.

I told him he was the king of the hill, then I leaked his dumbass tweets to the whole school.

He thought he was untouchable, but I hacked his phone and sent his mom a picture of him eating a taco at 3 a. m.

He bragged about his grades until I showed him my report card, which I had hacked from his teacher's email.

Making a cocky jackoff think he’s winning, while you’re really just setting him up to fail in the worst way possible.

He said he could beat me in a math test, but I hacked his calculator and it gave him the wrong answers.

He thought he was the best at video games, but I hacked his controller and made him lose every match.

He kept bragging about his dating life until I hacked his Instagram and showed his exes his stupid messages.

Quietly messing with a smug jackoff’s head until he’s so confused he doesn’t know what’s real anymore.

He kept talking about his perfect life, but I hacked his phone and changed his messages to say he was a failure.

He thought he was untouchable, but I hacked his music and made him listen to the worst song ever during lunch.

He was so sure he was the best, but I hacked his grades and made him fail the easiest test.