Hacking and whacking
You’re the kind of person who fights with a sword made of pizza boxes and a shield made of curses.
I got fired 3 times but still show up at work like I own the place and the boss owes me a sandwich.
I tried to start a garden and killed every plant, but I still keep digging like it’s a treasure hunt.
I tried to learn how to dance and failed every lesson, but I still twirl like I’m on a sugar high.