Hacking and whacking - You’re like the guy who gets kicked out of every bar but sti

You’re like the guy who gets kicked out of every bar but still shows up with a bottle of cheap whiskey and a death wish.

I tried to be a DJ and messed up every beat like it was a math test and I was the kid who didn’t study.

I failed my driving test 10 times but still show up like I’m the king of the road and the car is my throne.

I tried to write a book and got 20 rejections but still write like I’m getting paid in donuts.