Hackham - Hackham is where people go when they want to forget their pr

Hackham is where people go when they want to forget their problems. It’s like a drunk person’s dream.

My aunt moved to Hackham because she thought it was a vacation. She’s been there for five years and still doesn’t know where she is.

I saw a guy in Hackham trying to talk to a wall. He said it was his best friend.

The school in Hackham only has one rule: no one can be smart.