Hackham

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Hackham is a hole in the ground where underage moms, drunks, and dealers live. It’s like a trash can that smells like cheap wine and bad decisions.

My cousin got pregnant at 14 and now lives in Hackham. She’s got three kids and still thinks she’s cool.

I saw a guy in Hackham selling pills out of a sock. He looked like he hadn’t showered since the 80s.

My uncle got arrested in Hackham for stealing a donut. The cop said, 'You’re gonna jail for this.'

Hackham is a place where the smartest person is the one who knows how to fake a birth certificate. It’s like a school for failures.

My cousin’s kid was born in Hackham. The birth certificate says the mom was 12 and the dad was 13.

I went to Hackham once. The only math they know is how to count their pills.

The mayor of Hackham got caught stealing from the library. He said, 'It’s a service to the community.'

Hackham is where people go when they want to forget their problems. It’s like a drunk person’s dream.

My aunt moved to Hackham because she thought it was a vacation. She’s been there for five years and still doesn’t know where she is.

I saw a guy in Hackham trying to talk to a wall. He said it was his best friend.

The school in Hackham only has one rule: no one can be smart.