Hackham
Hackham is a place where the smartest person is the one who knows how to fake a birth certificate. It’s like a school for failures.
My cousin’s kid was born in Hackham. The birth certificate says the mom was 12 and the dad was 13.
I went to Hackham once. The only math they know is how to count their pills.
The mayor of Hackham got caught stealing from the library. He said, 'It’s a service to the community.'